Don't laugh people.And if you're reading this,please don't attempt to gulp
down that coke.Because why?
I FARTED IN THE AVA ROOM.
(sorry,must've been badly polluted)

Out loud.Well,the 'prutt' sound was there,and the stench,I think it was there
too.*pull covers to hide face*It was embarassing people.It happened to me twice,
farting infront of Akif and Harith.The last LOUD one was back in the secondary
two days.The trio walked towards the interchange and I was busy munching on the
fish burger I bought in school.We walked under the void decks and passed this
'decorated' pathway with bushes."Yum,Yum,"I went,when suddenly..I let out an
unpleasant methane gas.This is awful,telling you readers this.Fine,laugh your
heads off while I'm undergoing a surgery to THICKEN my skin.Today,the
same thing happened again after I ate those fish burgers!I was praying so hard
that the floor would just gobble me up.How would you react when you are the one,
polluting the AIR-CONDITIONED ROOM with your natural gas?The sound was pretty
obvious,even though Harith thought it sounded more like a burp.Surprisingly,
even after those humiliation,I had a good laugh.Maybe spraying won't do much
either.But hey,the person who sat behind me was enjoying the smell right?
She's wasting her effort just by fanning it away.Baby,diffusion takes place
faster than anybody could ever imagine.So hell yeah,maybe my fart can be used
as an alternative,such as a perfume for instance.Or worse,contribute to the
greenhouse effect and ozone layer depletion.

Take note:Whenever I'm craving for a fish burger,remind me not to purchase it.I might end up farting all the way home :P

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