.Wednesday, June 20, 2007 ' 11:31 PM x
"Bzzz-bzzz." What was that? Oh, a late-night message from Harith.
It had this 'Guess what happened' annoying way of smsing. I, hate
surprises. Okay maybe sometimes at a time like this. I guessed something
quite relevant and logical. I guessed Khai. He might be harassing Harith
again, know. Harith then said something like, a family event. So I
simply guessed, "The Bapok!" I exclaimed. This time, I hit the target.
Okay, make this clear, let us call Bapoks, Fairy/ies instead. It sounded
more offensive to the Americans but not all Singaporeans uses it.
Anyway, went to survey the flea market with my mum. Very dull and boring.
Nothing to say
hey about. I had to suffer constipation just
because of over-eating and not able to dispose my waste. I had an
unsucessful search for guavas to help me with easier sewage problems.
Fuck the bananas, since it was SUPPOSED to help my dietry fibre like
the guava does. This time, no matter how many bananas I ate, nothing
helps! And if this Fruit Tree juice is not going to help me any further,
I am going to slice open my stomach and dig out all the waste. Even that
silly tapeworm. Make it stop squirming. That is where I think flabs
originated from. Urgh, you deadly little worm.
There's school tomorrow! (Oh, wow!) And, tuition with An.
And, another meet-up with Noh regarding my D&T.
I'm going to be flat-tyred tomorrow.
Labels: LIFE'S A NIGHT-MA-RE.
I have tried farcical. Now what else?
