.Tuesday, June 12, 2007 ' 11:11 PM x
Sorry readers! I have not been updating lately, worse yet I have
not been switching on my computer for days! Today, I will try to
update the hot gossips that will make you guys addicted once more!
Okeh? *Smiles ever so wide that she thinks she is going to get a cramp
soon*
Here is the schedule:
FRIDAY.We had a rollicking time last friday, where my cousin booked two
chalets initially and we had to sleep like sardines. Our chalet
was at Pasir Ris. Our first night was spent by us swimming in
their free pool, that have glass walls in certain areas. We
tend to get excited everytime we passed that area. WIth our
goggles on, we would wave and shrieked in delight underwater.
Passer-bys would looked at us weirdly, while some friendly ones
would return our wave. (some gave us flying kisses. LOL)
My mum told me, "Eh, if your pants are torn, beware. Don't
ever tempt yourself into swimming around the area. People
beneath can see what's inside." She meant me, of course.
Since I have this cute torn on my pants and my undies happens
to be zebra look-alike. At night, we ate at Changi Village.
After all the pleasure (ayam penyet!), we EXPLORED, yes explored
the coasts of Changi! Our family, the mums, dads and kids had
an excellent night. Even though after all those jasmine smell
and spooky sights. Trust me, you may never want to go there
ALONE. Fadzly and I had to guard at the back, even.
Since my dad was not there, we had no one to drive us. And,
one of Fadzly's uncle had to leave. So, when the rest are
happily taking a ride back home using cars, the teenagers
have to suffer by taking 89. Fadzly and I were the only
teens there. During the wait, we sort of misbehaved. We
talked and laughed loudly annoying others. Fadzly was
leaning on a lampost when suddenly... "Excuse me." A whisper.
I can barely HEAR what she - Oh wait. It was a GUY! A transex,
to be accurate. OHMYGOD! My wishes of dying to meet a KARIPAP
up-close hit the nail on the head! I swallowed back my laughter
and nudged Fadzly. "Fadz, people want to walk know." And
that GUY, smiled at me. He is just well, hot and sizzling. Sexy
white spaghetti straps and miniskirt, with heels! Okeh enough
condemning, it's their life anyway.
SATURDAY.It was ESCAPETHEMEPARK DAY! I played all the rides this time.
And, I was superscared a first. But after a while, I get the
hang of it that thrill rides are ENJOYABLE. Especially Wet and
Wild. I took Viking, the turning thing (idk what. the one that
once you enters you'll see it.), go-karts (LOVE LOVE!), wet & wild,
and the rest of the thrill rides are closed. Viking I took 4 times,
turning thing and wet&wild twice, go-karts thrice. The rest I took
several times as well. Worth paying for, this time.
We had BBQ today. Where birthday songs are sang ( Fadzly-24th June,
My sister-11th June & me-3rd July). We played games and Imah BBQ like
mad. I am too tired to note what happened on that day. But here's the
hot stuffs: We slept at 4.30 am. We explored Pasir Ris! Only, the two
of us. Fadz was busy watching the ghost documentary. We tonn, and oh
dang! we met the teddy bear anugerah guy! He was with his buddies
at cheers. We then tonn at the pondok, having imah smsing while me
singing using Ning Baizura's imitation voice. Kassreal, the alamak-
gorgeous-anugerah-guy, walked past! I was too caught up singing that
I was not observant like Imah. (HAHA.)
SUNDAY!The funniest day of all. We had our Wild Wild Wet day, but too bad
since I do not have enough sleep, I was restless. I did not took all
the rides like the last time. I took Ular-lah, and it suddenly
freaked me out. (Don't know why, but I am usually NOT SCARED of
all water thrill rides.) I took the dark-purple slide too. Was not
as scary as the Ular-lah. It is just pitch-dark. I did not took
Slide Up! The scariest slide of all. The one in blue and has a steep
slope. I recall riding it four times last time. I was restless remember?
And the migraine is killing me, BADLY. I slept at the verandah (or patio?)
for two to three hours! Imagine going to WWW, to sleep! At first, I slept
with four members of my family accompanying me. When I woke up at 5pm,
I was there alone! (Call that, embarrassing.) People must have looked and
laughed at me. Anyway, I managed to get the rest of my family members
noticed me. I then, went to join them.
THE HOT STUFFS AT WWW:
The workers should consider closing it for a day and clean the pools.
Why? This is because...
1) WTF. Can you imagine seeing the 'Tsunami' with less dense waste?
In leman terms, it's SHIT, floating on the surface of the pool.
2) WTF. At the jacuzzi, an unknown floating object. White in colour.
A lifeguard took the humongous net and took it away. I caught her.
I shrieked in malay, " EWWW! KOTEX LAH SEYY! " The other malay users
heard me and evacuate, err, more like scram from the pool.
For (1), I thought the lifeguards would take action. Hours later, we
hit 'Tsunami'. Our aim was to search for treasures. (money underwater)
When, Imah and I spotted the waste at the bottom of the pool near the
center area. (EWW.)
Lifeguard should wear slacks instead. Why?
This is because...
1) While swimming, Fadz mum asked, " Do you happen to spot anything
wrong with the lifeguard there? ". I shook my head. " His balls
are sticking out! " . I broke into laughters. Serious? OHMYGOD!
Even with myophia eyes, I squinted it and spot the shape there.
I told her I could not see clearly. Her reply was, " Go nearer just
to see clearly then! Hahaha! " Very subjective. She told one of
our family members, a young 7 year old to approach the lifeguard
and say, "Uncle, put your balls away." And guessed what? He did!
That lifeguard shamelessly stood up and adjusted it there.
When he passed our area, we giggled. He stared at us, lost for words.
So there. Happy now? I am still tired though. After all that laughing
in school. I have D&T lessons to finish on my artefact remember? It's from
9am to 4 pm mind you. TIRING and DRAGGY. But with Harith and Akif, they
both have made my days brighter and livier. We sang to Ning's beats, know.
Everything is so much fun with them around((:
Labels: Life is sweet sometimes.
I have tried farcical. Now what else?
