.Thursday, July 5, 2007 ' 9:00 PM x
This is nothing to be proud of, but FHAWK, I was so rude today to Diva!
I snapped her off a lot of times, unable to let her end her sentences,
with my scornful remarks. She asked me, " What is that thing? " She asked.
" Uhh, stuffs? " sarcastically answered. " No that black thing. " Again.
" I DON'T know. And I DON'T care. " I replied. My tone was VERY MEAN.
And then, she whispered to Akif, " What's up with Ilyana? Siao ah? "
I overheard. " WHAT! I think you're more siao than me. " She smirked,
" STOP EAVESDROPPING WILL YOU! " . I rolled my eyes and entertain my
own emotions. Well, I just happen to be more bitchier and I am
sick of confabulating with the girls in my class. (:
The Trio stayed back after school to complete our holiday homework
which was overdued. I was braindead the whole day today, sleeping
during chemistry lessons, silent treatment with Diva, forget the formulas
to Math questions, Social Studies, Geography, and worse, Essay Writing
for english! So, I stayed back to complete the task. We had a good laugh
today. Laughed about this KP secondary two guy from our school. He is
so RUDE and annoying. I think his eyes is as big as Ida's. Or maybe..
more BIGGER and WHITER. He shouted vulgar words at me! In tamil.
Simply annoying right? Fret not, he will be in our BURN BOOK soon.
( like the mean girls? got it? ) Even his friend labelled him as GILA BABI.
Our gossiping went beyond what we expected. We started poppycocking. (Crapping)
ILYANA: KURANG AJAR SIAK TU BUDAK.
AKIF: Haha. Ah-ah seh. Punyalah cepat dia maki kau.
HARITH: Haha! Korang perasan tak mata dia masa dia terperanjat tadi?
AKIF: Oh! Yang mase Ilyana takutkan dia eh? Haha!
ILYANA: Haha! Ada-ada! Besar siot! Hahaha!
HARITH/AKIF: Dah lah jalan macam pompuan. Mata punyalah besar.
Macam Ida. Haha.
ILYANA: Lagi besar dari Ida punya pun. Haha.
HARITH/AKIF: Boleh menang mata paling terbesar seh!
ILYANA: Masuk itu, Mata Paling Terbesar Idol. Haha.
HARITH/AKIF: Haha! Ada tiga perserta tengah audition.
Serene mula-mula masuk. Judge tanye, "Why do you think you can
be the next Mata Paling Besar Idol?" ! Haha!
ILYANA: Hahaha! Dahlah mata sepet.
AKIF: She cuba bukak mata eh, tapi tak boleh. Susah sangat.
She participate pun kerana prize, menang make-up. Haha.
ILYANA/HARITH: Hahaha!
HARITH: Ida? Boleh buat. Dari besar, semakin besar. Haha.
EE! Macam one minute of fame! Kene tahan satu minit!
Mata berair seh! Haha!
ILYANA: Hahaha! Then the KP? (imitate his shocking action.)
He masuk jer, tengok judge terus mata terbeliak! haha!
AKIF/HARITH: Haha! Ah-ah! Besar maut siaa. Kelakar giler.
Belum pape dia dah besarkan mata dulu.
ILYANA: Judges will say, "You're going to HOLLYWOOD!"
AKIF/HARITH/ILYANA: *LAUGHED UNCONTROLLABLY*
& there is more to where that came from.
Harith liked the idea of my, 'going to hollywood' thing. That set
laughters among us. The juniors all looked at us, puzzled even
the mats under the void deck. We sure grabbed a lot of attention
even at the interchange! See, the happy-go-lucky trio. (:
Labels: Life is sweet sometimes.
I have tried farcical. Now what else?
