.Friday, July 13, 2007 ' 7:08 PM x
Have not been blogging for a week, people! How ungrateful of me.
And, I even took the extra initiative to recap the happenings for
this week in school today! After Focused Test, I slide open my HP,
and noted down the crazy moments in school. So here you go people,
this is going to be super long, but I assure you that it will be
worth reading and making your eyes tangled.
The rest of the days are only filled with the usual THEM-ANNOY-ME
with the you-know-who tales. I think, I have to start with thursday,
since that was the day I had been extra-cautioned and fully awake
during chemistry lesson.
THURSDAY!I had a draggy night, eventhough I slept early the day before. The climatic
change has been very nauseating. I had to sleep without my covers on,
having bites and scratches and the mighty hot-hot-hot weather. If you
say the fan is working, gawd, you have got to be pulling my leg.
Thursday morning was a bore, since we were supposed to attend chemistry
lessons in the wee hours and tolerate the piercing voice of hers for
two periods. My daily chemmie routine, is to mind my own business by
doddling, singing, and destroying my textbook. I hardly pay any atention
during my lessons now. I was busy tapping my feet on the floor when..
" AHH! OHMYGOD! LIPAS! " I muttered out of breath. My lab partner was
puzzled by my behaviour. So, I told him. He, was being very defensive,
trying to find the cockroach for me. I got goosebumps all over me.
Two of it went past our area, and I shuddered because it was * brings
index finger and thumb together to measure * that big! Our lab was
filled with girls shrieking and boisterous laughters from others.
Imagine, having your chemistry lab being invaded by FAT COCKROACHES!
That same day, we went back to the classroom to carry on with the
rest of the subjects. That no-eyelids lady decided to migrate to
our site without OUR (Okay, my) permission! Outraged as I was, I
decided to throw a bitch-fit. (acting) I said " OHMYGOD. Looks like
we have a new member! Wait. Does she have an invitation? " and all
that sort of mean remarks. My friends, kept on nudging me to stop
since they think I have gone too far. Oh well.
I irritated that annoying big eyed secondary two student of mine!
He laughed ( half-squatted down) when he saw me and my mesmerising eyes.
*Snorts* I love myself.
FRIDAY!We had our temperature-check during assembly. I borrowed Devagi's
Harry Potter and the half-blood Prince! Anyway, our first two
periods was another mighty blow off. Mr Know-It-All and Mrs Know-It-All,
( Harith & Devagi ) were both engaged in the physics experiment. However,
Mr Slacker and Mrs Slacker ( Akif & I ) decided to entertain our emotions.
We were restless throughout. I flirted with Guo Liang, destroyed Akif's
masterpiece of an arab singer ( by erasing and redraw her arm ).
Oh, the hot news. Our teacher fainted! Literally, he did not. It was a false
alarm. Benjamin actually took the chair to sit without informing our
teacher! Our teacher, unaware of his surroundings, fell off and landed with
a loud THUD! He was sick the whole day, pity him.
And Harith was being super cunning, made use of the WMP sound effects
to give false impressions on people. Vincent scurried over to our table
just because he heard Harith playing something in the Data-Logger. It is
actually sound effects that sounded like games. Vincent must have been
badly insulted. *cheeky laugh*
I was off my rocker before focused test today. The trio went to the library
to get the breeze there. We sat on hidden tables where no one can actually see
what we are doing. Harith told me something about masturbation and I retorted.
I began to elaborate and act out the whole scene! I know, the drama mama. It was
hilarious I tell you. Then these two lower secondary students interrupted
our merriment by shouting and pushing one another. I screamed at them,
" EHHHKKK! EHHHHH BOY! " And gave them my mesmerising big eyes! The Indian
boy did not want to admit his mistakes. I screamed 'EH' again, and this time
his chinese friend looked at me, firghtened and slightly distracted by my stare.
It was PRICELESS, the hilarity of us being together as one. (:
Labels: Can I be any more bitch-ier?
I have tried farcical. Now what else?
