.Wednesday, August 22, 2007 ' 9:11 PM x
I raided Harith's sacred diary yesterday. Indeed, he asked for it,
since I would not have invaded into his personal affairs if he
had not been so secretive about it. Mysterious people often get on
my nerves. I would, eventually, try my best to dig out all the
unnecessary information, in which to me, I find it rather useful
for future usage. Well, in case he defies me or annoy me ever so
badly, I will use this against him. Smart, but very cunning.
He wrote about 8 points on new resolutions, which happen to
not have an effect on him. I managed to copy down only three,
before Akif called me over to help him un-bind his folio.
Just simply take note, his notes were being standardised with
'From today onwards..'.
1) From today onwards, I promise not to play Dota for 5 times
a week.
My remarks: 5 times a week? Can you imagine? What powers does Dota
have to attract players successfully?
2) From today onwards, I shall not waste anymore resources and
my minerals.
My remarks: At first glance, I thought he meant minerals as his,
well, you-know, something got to do with masturbation. He
onani?
It must have been the eclipse if he were to do that.
3) From today onwards, I shall only watch the six to 7.30pm
programme only. & also hikmah.
My remarks: Impossible. Even I couldn't resist watching cartoons.
And, wait. There's more. Diva added this to my notes.
4) From today onwards, I shall not annoy anyone else for the
rest of my life, especially Devagi.
My remarks? Fat hope.
I laughed after reading her 'wishlist'. Bluntly speaking, peacemaking
between them both is not going to happen. Now, at least. Maybe when
they have grown older, and more mature, where Diva will be DIVA,
and Harith will be HARITH.
Labels: Life is sweet sometimes.
I have tried farcical. Now what else?
